Shopaholics, rejoice! In case you haven’t heard, Amazon recently launched an awesome charity initiative that will totally justify all those unnecessary late-night impulse buys. Just select your charity of choice (like, say, JUF) at smile.amazon.com and Amazon will donate 0.5 percent of all qualified online purchases to your designated beneficiary.
To get you started, here’s a handy list of completely ridiculous Jewish stuff for sale on everyone’s favorite online retailer! Just tryto resist buying a “Midrash Manicure” kit…
From the product description: “These chai-kus (so called because of their high chutzpah content) are certain to amuse.”
Be the star of your Chanukah party with the most Instagram-worthy latkes in town.
For to-do lists that will really make you kvetch.
It’ll take your anniversary party from a nine to a ten.
This biblical collectible instantly disapproves of any golden calf!
Show your Jewish spirit like it’s 2009 all over again!
The bottle says it all “Oy Vey! Believe me, if you’re Reform, Conservative, Orthodox, Chassidic, Sephardic, Black or White, you’ll ‘kvell’ for this product that has no ‘chazerai’ (junk) and leaves your hair looking and feeling like a ‘Mensch!’ What a Shayna Punim!”
“Torah at your fingertips!”
Or—umm—if you prefer a slightly more traditional look …
Show your post-Birthright Israel longing for Israeli snack foods.
Because, you know, tea is a really critical part of any Chanukah celebration.
Funny, I can’t seem to find the hechsher anywhere …
Am I the only one who has never seen this before? Genius.
I mean, amiright?
Am I missing something? Was Flipper Jewish?
Straight from Charlton Heston’s wardrobe.
An eggcellent gift for any Jewish occasion.
We recommend cutting out the voice box before giving this to small children.